1. gcoky:

    how do u expect me to keep up with my school work when i can hardly keep up with the kardashians

    (Source: jonasbrothers, via fake-mermaid)


  2. dudewhatthefuuu:



    Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

    this is the realist shit I’ve ever read


    (Source: , via pussy-destroyer3000)

  3. thegeniusthatistumblr:






    (Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook, via hi)


  4. rhydonmyhardon:

    *dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

    (via funnybro)

  5. death-by-lulz:

    It’s National Annoy Squidward day

    Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

    (Source: alpha--of---the--pack)

  6. frayland:

    literally the most badass moment in the history of animated film

    (via epic-humor)


  7. donkos:

    reading a foreign language: yeah
    writing in a foreign language: ok
    listening to a foreign language: wait
    speaking in a foreign language: fuck

    (via fake-mermaid)


  8. iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

    lets hope these metaphor posts die faster than all the other bullshit people post 


  9. officialfrenchtoast:

    It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  10. brandon-schwartz:

    Taking matters into my own hands

    (Source: gaymboycolor, via jonathizzle)